The Parrothead's Paradise of Tie-Died Chinchillas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Their Royal Furriness with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and deadly medical pandemics. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 18.276 billion Tie-Died Chinchillasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chinchilladae. The average income tax rate is 60.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tie-Died Chinchillasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,511 trillion pelts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Gambling, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 137,424 pelts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's often raining men (hallelujah) in Chinchilladae, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, the diplomatic corps stinks, and visions of giant pink chinchillas are a common side effect after Tie-Died Chinchillasians eat their meals. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tie-Died Chinchillas's national animal is the chinchilla, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chichi.

Tie-Died Chinchillas is ranked 288,792^nd in the world and 336^th in Conch Kingdom for Safest, scoring 4.24 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.